Épisode Du plomb dans la tête S08E01

Nancy s’est fait tirer une balle dans la tête. Sa vision est trouble et cette dernière pense avoir cassé un verre. Andy est effrayé. Il demande à Silas d’appeler les secours. Nancy ne comprend pas ce qui est en train de se passer et pourquoi tout cet affolement autour d’elle. Elle commence à divaguer et demande à sa famille de m’être des chaussures pour ne pas marcher sur le verre. Lorsque Nancy se relève, nous apercevons son visage en sang.

Shane court après le tireur à travers la forêt. Celui-ci s’enfuit désespéré d’avoir loupé sa cible. Quand Shane arrive enfin sur la route il est trop tard. Le tireur a déjà quitté l’endroit avec sa voiture laissant un Shan hors de lui.

Dans l’ambulance Nancy divague complètement. Le secouriste essaye d'évaluer son état neurologique et de la garder éveillée en la testant et lui posant des questions auquelles Nancy répond n’importe quoi. Silas répond aux questions à la place de sa mère ce qui énerve le pompier qui lui fait la remarque. Nancy est entre la vie et la mort. Petit à petit elle s’endort mais arrive à temps à l’hôpital.

Chez Nancy, Andy est déboussolé. Il s’inquiète de perdre Nancy et il prépare des affaires à lui ramener. Jill le sort de ses pensées et lui dit de se dépecher d’aller à l’hôpital. Jill est très froide et peu inquiète concernant le destin de Nancy car d’après elle, comme Dieu n’existe pas, rien n’est à craindre pour Nancy. Doug arrive et apprend à Andy que Shane est parti à la recherche du tireur.

Lorsque Shane revient dans le jardin, ses deux vieux voisins se permettent de se plaindre du bruit et de le mettre en garde sur ce qu'ils sont capables en cas de dérangement. Shane leurs apprend que sa mère vient d’être grièvement blessée mais les voisins ne prêtent guère attention à l’information et dit qu’il est inacceptable d’avoir un tel volume sonore. Sur ce, une brigade de police arrive pour enquêter sur la tentative d’assassinat. Cependant, ils sont peu adroits et marchent dans le sang de Nancy. Un des policiers insultent les voisins qui le prennent assez mal. Shane est exaspéré de voir ce que fait la brigade et leur donne des conseils. Un des inspecteurs accompagne Shane à l’hôpital pour voir sa mère.

A l’hôpital la famille pense à que ce qu'il si Nancy meurt. Silas demande à ce quelle soit enterrée à côté de Juda, son ex-mari. Mais n’ayant pas fini sa conversion au judaïsme, il est impossible pour elle de l’être. Un médecin arrive expliquant l'état physique de Nancy. Elle est dans un coma artificiel. La balle sera enlevée lorsque son état sera stabilisé. Le médecin part et laisse place à une des administratrices de l’hôpital qui demande un payement pour les soins de Nancy. Elle explique que contrairement à de nombreux pays comme la France, les Etats-Unis n’ont pas de sécurité sociale. La famille doit donc tout payer. Doug est désigné comme payeur car il est le seul non-fauché. Shane arrive sur les nerfs. Une des jumelles de Jill a posté sur Internet une photo de Nancy le visage ensanglanté. Jill va retrouver sa fille.

Shane rejoint Silas dans la chambre de Nancy. Celui-ci a volé de la nourriture du panier garnit du voisin de chambre de sa mère. Shane en fait de même et explique à son frère qu’il n’a pas réussi à attraper le tireur. Il lui explique alors qu’il fait désormais partie de l'académie de police et qu’il ne va pas à l’université. Silas est choqué car ils font tout deux parties d’une famille de criminels. Shane avoue que l’adrénaline du métier l’excite. Après ces confidences, les deux frères essayent de trouver qui pourrait être le tireur mais, ils se rendent vite compte que Nancy a beaucoup d’ennemis et qu’il peut donc s’agir de n'importe qui.

Andy demande à l'inspecter une surveillance rapprochée pour Nancy qui si elle ne décède pas ne sera pas en sécurité chez elle. L'inspecteur n’est pas certain qu’il faille faire cela car, selon lui, le tire n’était peut-être pas destiné à Nancy. Andy tente d'expliquer pourquoi une surveillance est nécessaire mais l'inspecteur reste sceptique. Jill arrive et réprimande violemment sa fille pour la photo mise sur Twitter. L'inspecteur lui demande d’être moins aggresive.

Doug se retrouve dans la chambre de Nancy seul. Il commence à lui parler puis se rend rapidement compte que Nancy est encore très bien conservée. Il commence à la tripoter sous prétexte qu’il veut lui enlever les miettes de crackers qu’elle a sur elle. Une proche du voisin de chambre arrive et se rend compte que de la nourriture des paniers a été volée. Elle se plaint à la direction qui vire Doug de l’hôpital.

Jill et Andy se retrouvent ensuite dans la chambre de Nancy. Jill dit être très énervée contre sa sœur car elle ne subit en rien la situation de l’accident. Andy et Jill finissent par succomber à la tentation. Mais au moment de faire l’amour, Jill lui apprend qu’elle se muscle le pelvis grâce à des poids. Elle le déloge de sa place et le montre à Andy qui est très excité. Elle jette le poids sur le lit du patient d’à côté et ils font l’amour sauvagement.

Après l’amour, Jill dit à Andy qu’elle rentre chez elle s’occuper de ses filles. Elle lui conseille de ne pas rester là et d’aller manger. Andy reste un peu puis la proche du patient d’à côté arrive et découvre le poids vaginal sur le lit. Cette dernière est outrée et demande à Andy des explications qui lui répond naturellement et lui précise la nature de l'objet.

A la cafétéria, Andy rencontre un homme Dave. L'homme s’assoit avec lui. Andy finit par croire que l'homme est gay et qu’il le drague. Dave le rassure et lui explique qu’il n’est pas gay. Andy commence à se confier à l’homme en lui expliquant qu’il serait anéanti si Nancy quittait ce monde car il l’aime. Il a élevé ses garçons pendant de longues années et lui explique aussi sa relation avec Jill. Dave finit par lui avouer qu’il est rabbin et qu’il se fait passer pour un prêtre pour faire des messes à l’hôpital. Andy a honte d’avoir raconté toutes ses mésaventures à un rabbin. Il finit par se confier et explique à Dave qu’il doute en sa foi. Le rabbin lui explique que Dieu est fait pour se sentir moins seul et pour que la peur disparaisse. Dave lui explique que Dieu existe peut-être ou peut-être pas et que son rôle est de se poser des questions et non de croire. Dave finit par dire à Andy qu’il va faire une prière pour Nancy (au cas où Dieu existe).

Dans la chambre de Nancy, nous découvrons l’identité du meurtrier. Il s’agit du fils de l’agent de la D.E.A et second mari de Nancy qui par sa faute a été tué. Cette dernière avait bénéficiez des indemnités de l’homme en ne laissant rien à sa mère. Il finit par se confesser auprès de Nancy et lui dit qu’il pensait qu'il se sentirait mieux après l'avoir tuée mais que ce n’est pas le cas. La proche du patient d’à côté arrive. Le jeu homme se précipite hors de la pièce en bousculant la jeune femme, qui s'énerve de nouveau.

Nancy fait une tachycardie. L’équipe de réanimation est appelée.

Fin de l’épisode.

Andy : Oh oh ! Jesus Pants !

Nancy : I should use the plastic glasses but the vin is better in glass. Don’t you think ? Is everyone wearing choose ?

Andy : Silas call 911 ! Silas !

Nancy : Zappatos ! Zappos ! Do you think it’s why they zappos ? Because choose in spanish is zapatos.

Andy : Please, don’t move.

Nancy : No it’s okay. I’m wearing sandal from zappos.

Andy : Silas, take out your phone and call !

Nancy : I said no phone at the table. What is that noise ?

Andy : Oh shit !

Nancy : My nose is stinging. Can you help me, Andy ?

Andy : I think you should stay where you are.

Nancy : Why ?

Andy : She is been shot.

Shane : My mom has received a shot in the head.

Andy : What ? Who’s mom ?

Jill : Shayla, don’t look.

Shane : Oh ! Mother Fucker ! AAAHH !

Fireman : Do you know your name ?

Nancy : I do, i know my name.

Silas : Nancy Botwin.

Fireman : I’m not asking you. I’am asking her. I’m testing her.

Silas : Oh sorry !

Fireman : Nancy, how many fingers I hold up ? Over Here.

Nancy : Three. Three very long elegant fingers. Do you play the piano ?

Fireman : No I don’t.

Nancy : Do you have a girlfriend ?

Silas : Let the fireman ask the question !

Fireman : It’s okay, I’m just keeping her awake.

Silas : But I think you were testing her ?

Fireman : Hey, don’t tell me how to do my job okay ?

Nancy : Don’t bit my kid long finger man. Long fingers snapped.

Fireman : Nancy, do you know what year it is ? Don’t you know ?

Nancy : The last judgement day is coming. Not really, don’t.

Silas : You did not answer the question mom.

Nancy : Just, what is your name ?

Fireman : Mike

Nancy : Mike. You can call me Nancy.

Fireman : Nancy, do you know what’s happened to you ?

Nancy : Yes, I broke a glass.

Fireman : Nancy can you come back for hundred by seven ?

Nancy : I’m so bad in math. I’m really good in boggle, in the five by five, I spelt « pilsners » like the beers. Nine letters, mothers fuckers.

Fireman : Nancy we are arriving to the hospital now.

Nancy : Oh, because we shot me in the head.

Silas : Because we shot you in the head.

Nancy : Mother fucker ! I’m just going to close my eyes. Is that okay ?

Silas : You have to talk me. Okay sweet heart ?

Nancy : Okay

Fireman : Nancy hey !! Nancy !

Silas : Mom,mom !

Jill : What’s the fuck Andy ? Let’s go !

Andy : Shut up Jill. Shut your mouth and shut up shut up Jill !!!

Jill : Okay come on we are leaving.

Andy : Her last words was : « Pack me some stuff. »

Jill : Andy ! She doesn’t need a silk string.

Andy : She had blood all over her.

Jill : They will clean up her. They will put her in a hospital outfit. Let’s go !

Andy : Later you could run her underwear, while I will go inspect her jewellery.

Jill : What is wrong with you ? I’m dark and dry during a crisis. You can’t take that against me. We all have our ways.

Doug : Hey, are we going ? I’d like to leave her !

Andy : Where is Shane ?

Doug : He tooks off into the wood. He is running after the shooter.

Jill : Fuck ! This child have balls.

Doug : Or had ! It can cut right now.

Andy : You are bad people !

Doug : Look, the mexican guy was hidden in the pantry. I really think we should leave.

Jill : I took the necessary ! Here we go.

Andy : Jill ? What will happen if she dies.

Jill : She is not gonna die Andy.

Andy : Why not ?

Jill : Because there is no god.

Neighbor 1 : What do you see Pill-Pill ?

Neighbor 2 : I see a mess.

Neighbor 1 : Oh ! I’m not surprised. They seems like a messy types.

Neighbor 2 : Oh ! I didn’t see ou there. We are you neigbores. Les Ardmores, Phillip et Whimsy.

Shane : I think you must climb out you scall.

Neighbor 2 : When the Brysons lived here, they had an horrible play structure. Their children used to climb up and piss where we are. I got them with a garden hose. And once with the the Fire extinguisher. And once with bees.

Neighbor 1 : Ask me about the din.

Neighbor 2 : Yes. What was all the din ?

Shane : My mother get hurt.

Neighbor 2 : We leave in an enclave you know.

Neighbor 1 : This is an enclave. We try to keep the noise level down the civilized level.

Shane : Sorry if we disturbed you.

Neighbor 1 : I was checking the birdcage when i heard a bang.

Neighbor 2 : What was that bang ?

Neighbor 1 : It was an awful bang !

Shane : Well it was a gun shot.

Neighbor 1 : What ? A gun shot. It’s unacceptable. This is not hunting wood but a walking wood.

Police : Stop !! Police !! You are not move!

Neighbor 1 : Oh my ..

Police : You too old people !

Policeman 1 : Tipton !

Neighbor 2 : What did he say ?

Neighbor 1 : He called us old.

Shane : This is my house. I leave here.

Policeman 1 : Leave your gun Tipton.

Timpton : Sorry about that old people.

Policeman 1 : Come on !

Shane : You need to send men in Halcyon road and take footprints. She was shot from over there. It’s here where you must search for the bushings or hair samples, footprints.Everything you could check with a computer. One of you guys is stepping in her blood.

Policeman 1 : Oh shit ! Son, do you like to ride you to the hospital ? I’m sure you want to know how your mother is doing. I am happy to file you to the hospital while my men look around.

Shane : Jesus fine ! Please take me to the hospital. Like that I do not see your fucked man with the crime scene anymore.

Tipton : I keep an eye on you kid.

Shane : Good, watch this.

Policeman 1 : We are going. Tipton you are charged.

Neighbore 2 : Where are they going ?

Neighbore 1 : Messy ! Messy types for sure !

Twin 1 : Mom can I take a coffee ?

Twin 2 : She gets coffee ?

Jill : You get what ever you want. Watch TV, keep your phones on. Stay to the cafeteria or come back here.

Doug : Okay, it must be the mexican right ?

Andy : Sure mexicans why not ?

Doug : Is that means they will come back ? You know, to finish the job. Almost they have.

Silas : Can we bury next to dad ?

Andy : No, he is in a jewish cemetery.

Jill : She took conversion class before the Silas was born right ?

Andy : She never actually finished them. Did she ?

Jill : I don’t know. I know she took classes.

Silas : Mommy eat cheeseburger and shrimps. We have christmas tree every year.

Andy : Like most jews. Maybe she converted.

Doctor : Botwin family ?

Andy : Yes right here, yes. Is she alive ?

Doctor : However she is in a coma and..

Jill : I wont cut the plug.

Andy : I will. I can do that for her. She did that for Bubbie.

Doctor : Oh no, the coma is medicaly induce to arrest damage. If we see the bump deflated we will bring back and we will see the brain damage.

Andy : How long is that take ?

Doctor : We don’t know yet.

Jill : You did not use this drug « Michael Jackson » did you ? Because it has not ended well.

Doctor : Propofol, when propaly well managed is a safe drug.

Doug : I don’t know. I had a coloscopie once and, crazy dream. Monkey feasting me. I mean it’s kind of weird right ?

Doctor : If you d’like to see her you can go one at the time.

Silas : Did she say anything before you putted her in the coma ?

Doctor : Yes and it’s a good sign.

Andy : What did she say ? Did she mention the name of Andy ?

Doctor : No she only said that i had very pretty eyelashes.

Doug : She is right. Your eyelashes are really lush.

Silas : And what about the ball ?

Doctor : Oh, it’s in there. We gonna leave it for now. So, who d’like to see her ?

Silas and Andy : I’ll go first.

Andy : You go first. That’s right. Yeah.

Doctor : This Way.

Mme Taft : Hello Botwin Family, I’m Mme Taft. Hospital’s Administration. So sorry for your situation and so sorry to annoy you with that now but we are a private hospital and bla bla bla. How will you pay ? I have forms, they need to be filled. We are not in Canada. We are not in France. We are not in Taiwan, Costa Rica, Irak, Oman, Sri Lanka, Argentina, New Zealand, Spain, Ireland, Israel, Portugal, Germany, Ukraine, China… You get the point. We are America. We take all credit cards. Who takes the clip board ?

Jill : Oh my god. Which one of us is improved… I spy with my little eye a tall wall street animal with a premium visa card.

Mme Taft : Here we go. And again, so sorry for your situation and if there is anything i can do. Llewwelyn ?

Lewwelyn : Right here !

Mme Taft : I’m Mme Taft. Hospital’s Administration. So sorry for your situation.

Andy : Shane !

Doug : Who did it ? Did you catch him ?

Shane : What the fuck is wrong with your children ?

Jill : Shit ! I’m gonna kill her.

Shane : Hey

Silas : Hey. Where the hell have you been ?

Shane : Where did you get those ?

Silas : Lee. R Crawford. He has many friends. There are all hoping he will be better soon.

Shane : Snack thief.

Silas : Yeah. My dinner was rudely interrupted.

Shane : Yes, I’m kind of angry too.

Silas : Because of this running in the woods. There is tapenade et fancy crackers.

Shane : Draws the curtain in case someone falls.

Silas : Wow, you went to town.

Shane : He is getting everything he needs go through a tube, anyway.

Silas : You did not think it would happen hein ?

Shane : Come on, it always been in the background of my minds.

Silas : What you have done if you had come face to him? I had a fucking rifle.

Shane : I know how to disarm someone.

Silas : Bowshit !

Shane : It’s true. We learned it last week.

Silas : You learned what ?

Shane : How to subdue and disarm someone.

Silas : What the fuck are you talking about ?

Shane : I’m in a police academy.

Silas : Aaah That is funny.

Shane : I’m serious. I’m in a police academy. Not in college. It’s where i go everyday.

Silas : Shane, we are criminals. That is the family buisness. What the fuck are you doing ?

Shane : I had to. It’s about this all thing with Ouellette. The weird is that I kind of like it. I think I want to be a cop.

Silas : That is bad shit crazy.

Shane : I hope they’ll let me use a croquet mallet instead of a billy club.

Silas : Don’t tell mom. Jesus what am I saying ? Who know’s ? Maybe she is wearing everything.

Shane : Hey mom, any idea who shots you in the head ? Any guesses ? Do you have any guesses ? Guillermo, Cesar, any other random mexican ?

Silas : Well, what about the crazy lesbian, um what is her name ?

Shane : Zoya.

Silas : Yes, what about Zoya ? Crime of passion ?

Shane : It’s not her M.O She is an arsonist. She would have gone all Joan of Arc on mom. How about your girlfriend ? Emma ? Nancy screwed her up pretty bad.

Silas : No I doubt it was Emma.

Shane : Warren Schiff ?

Silas : I thins he is in jail. What about that chick whose husband Nancy banged in the trailer park.

Shane : It could be bikers, Armenians,, D.E.A agents gone rogue. Heylia might have finally grown some balls. There are a lot of possibilities.

Silas : She’s so gret at pissing people off. Thin he ‘ll come back try and finish what he started ?

Shane : I don’t know. Hope so. Give me a chance to nail the fucker.

Andy : And what if he comes back ti finish what he started. She needs security. There should be a guard posted at her door. We should have security detail at our house. Somebody shot her in the head.

Cop : Whe don’t know what the shooter was specifically targeting you uh, wife ?

Andy : Sister-in-law but that does not adequately explain our relationship. That’s not the point. The point is you are wrong. She was specifically targetted for many, many reasons that you can figure out for yourself. She needs protection.

Cop : Sir, with all due respect..

Jill : You thin it’s funny ?! You think the world needs to see a picture of my sister like that ? You know, I heard that they own that photo now. They could use it for advertising.

Twin 1 : They don’t own it.

Jill : Yes they do. You read the fine print on that service agreement. Take it down now. Where is your phone ?

Twin 1 : It’s at home.

Jill : Ok, let’s go !

Andy : No no ! You cannot go home. It is not safe there.

Jill : Please ! Someone’s trying to kill Nancy, not us.

Andy : See ?

Cop : Ma’am, kindly let of your child’s hair.

Jill : Hair ? This is a clup of dirt hanging from her head.

Cop : Ma’am !

Andy : Would you please tell him ? Nancy’s shooting cas not random and she needs security ?

Jill : I need the car keys.

Andy : Doug has them.

Jill : Shit ! Out !

Shane : What if she doesn’t wake up.

Silas : Fuck you. She’s gonna wake up.

Shane : And if she is retarded ? Oh hey Doug.

Doug : Hey. I brought food from the vending machine. It’s all kind of crap but. These artichoke hearts ?

Silas : You mind sitting her for a few minutes ? We want to check in with Andy, see if there’s a plan.

Doug : Sure no problem. Hey Nance, rough day, huh ? Mm I love these. Look at all this good stuff. You got stroopwafels, tapenade. Ooh, olive oil crackers. Yum. Mmmmmmm ! Feels kind of weird eating off your body, especially when you’re not naked. Kidding ! Tell you what, I’m gonna move these into your table here. There you go. Oh, sorry. Got all kinds of crumbs all over you. Let me wipe those off for you. You stay in pretty good shape don’t you, Nance ? Trim. Fit. Dana used to zumba but that doesn’t seem like that would be something you’d like to do. Also, Dana’s boobs fall down into her ampits when she lies down like that but not you. You look great. Oh, another crumb here. Let me pop that off there. Whoops. There you go. Wow. Boy, you are just a mess aren’t you ? Tell you what I’m gonna loosen your grown to just kind of shake it out a little bit. Wow. I had this image in my head. There. That’s better nice and tight, nice and thight.

Girl : Is that ? Have you been stealing from our baskets ? What, this ?

Jill : Finally got the keys. Ughu. Apparently Doug’s been banned from the hospital. Do you know what happened ? Never mind. I don’t want to know ! I’m gonna heard back to the hous and beat my daughter in private. Do you need anything ?

Andy : Don’t you want to take a moment ?

Jill : No, maybe when she’s awake to defend herself. I’m mad at her !

Andy : For getting shot ?

Jill : Sure. And that to the list.

Andy : She looks very peaceful.

Jill : Well of course she does. She doesn’t have to deal with all this shit. We do. She gets to sleep !

Andy : What are you doing ?

Jill : She looks dry. Eye cream is very important to her.

Andy : Oh look at that ! You are doing something sweet.

Jill : I do sweet things all the time. I’m just sort of graceless about it, so people don’t notice. I’m mostly you know, a do-good person.

Andy : You are right. You are. You really are.

Jill : Thank you for noticing.

Andy : This is so surreal.

Jill : Is it ?

Andy: For me it is !

Jill : Oh. Wait wait !

Andy : What we should stop ? We should stop, right ? This is too inappropriate. It’s wrong.

Jill : No

Andy : What ?

Jill : No, We’re working shit out.

Andy : Yeah !

Jill : And we’re full ode motion. It’s fine. I just. I Have to take out my weight.

Andy : Your what ?

Jill : I had twins, Andy.

Andy : Right.

Jill : And I’m trying to rebuild my pelvic floor.

Andy : Uh-huh.

Jill : I kegel around it. It’s like doing reps for your vagina.

Andy : Hot ! Can I see ?

Jill : Mmm ! Oww !!

Andy ! Wow. Oh, it’s heavy.

Jill : I’ve been doing it for a while. I’m getting pretty buff.

Andy : Buff-muff ! Like that.

Jill : Oh you will.

Andy : Wow ! Whatever you’re doing. It’s working.

Jill : Thank you.

Andy : Do you feel bad ? I feel a little bad.

Jill : I feel great. Thank you.

Andy : Now I’m gonna go home, where you should go too.

Jill : Take a break, take a shower. Come back later, shee’ll still be here.

Andy : Yeah. I don’t know if it’s safe.

Jill : I’m not worried. Come home when you are ready. Mwah. I’m gonna order pizza.

Girl : Oh exscuse-me.

Jill : Sorry.

Andy : That’s a vagina weight. Thanks. She’ll want that back. My friend’s rebuilding her pelvic floor.

Girl : Nurse !

Man on P.A : Pediatric oncology to 463.

Dave : You mind if I sit ?

Andy : What ? No. Sit away.

Dave : Dave !

Andy : Andy !

Dave : You are not hungry ?

Andy : It’s hospital cafeteria food. That soupcon of depression and grief get in every bite ? Can’t quite take it on right now.

Dave : They do a nice tapioca.

Andy : You can barely taste the sadness.

Dave : Come on !

Andy : Tapioca is inherently sad delicious, I grant you but a sad, sad food.

Dave : Mm. Do you want to talk ?

Andy : About what ?

Dave : What ever you want.

Andy : Okay, is this how people speak to each other in hospitals, or are you cruising me ? Which if you are, I got to say ordering tuna was a bad call, but kudos to your creativity in terms of locale, and i got to pass.

Dave : No, it’s an hospital thing. I like women.

Andy : Mm. Me too.

Dave : Who are you here for ?

Andy : My dead brother’s wife. She might be dying right now and so I fucked her sister up against the wall of her room.

Dave : Wow.

Andy : You don’t ever know. Her sister’s been working out with these vagina weights.

Dave : Wow.

Andy : We fooled around a while ago. It was fine and all, but,man, now it’s like dick massage up there. Like, there’s the in and out, but there ‘s also this squeezing thing happening that is simply dekightful.And I know it’s all in the heat of the moment, in the face of a crisis. I can’t think of another cliche right now but what if she dies ? What do we all do them ? And how come i didn’t keep her safe ? And why doesn’t she love me back ? And why can’t i move on with my life, my own life, not the one where I’m this satellite orbiting her sun and raising her sons ? I have nothing and my life is half over more than half over, probably, cause i have high genetic risk factors for heart disease and colon cancer and ever if she dose live, she’s been shot in the fucking head. Who’s she gonna be ? And if I’ve been defining myself by her all this time, who am/gonna be ? And you don’t care. Eat your tuna, which, I got to say, was probably the right choice, because this lasagna is disgusting. How do you rin lasagna ? I’m gonna… quit talking now, drink my Fanta. I like Fanta it reminds me of spring breaks.

Dave : What ? You’re sure you’re done ? Ah, come on I still got most of my sandwich left.

Andy : I’m sure you got stuff to do. I mean who are you here for ?

Dave : Here for ?

Andy : At the hospital, Who are you visiting ?

Dave : I’m not visiting.

Andy : Chaplin !

Dave : Well, actually, I’m a rabbi,but I do the chaplaincy part time. You know,it brings in a little extra cash and it expands my world view. Have you ever sat with a grievint Southern baptist ? Boy, they know how to pray.

Andy : Perfect. That’s perfect. I just asked a rabbi if he was cruising me.

Dave : It might have made sense if I was a priest,right ?

Andy : And the sister fucking.

Dave :Fucking. What is this fucking that you speak of ? I never heard of it. Stop ! It’s my job. I listen. I’m not judging.

Andy : No ?

Dave : Well, maybe a little bit, but I keep it to myself. Althought the vaignal weight thing that was very interesting.

Andy : Now, how is a Jew the chaplain in Old Sandwich ?

Dave : We all trade off at the local hospitals the ministers, the rabbis, the priests. I personnaly have a little congregation in Greewich. Temple mishkon shalom,house of peace. Althought with the fighting that goes on with the board.

Andy : I don’t know if I believe in God.

Dave : Well, you are not alone in that.

Andy : I feel very alone.

Dave : Which is why a lot of people turn to God. It’s the whole concept. It makes the world a little less lonely, a little less scary.

Andy : I don’t know about less scary. God comes with a lot of scary.

Dave : And I hear you. Especially the old testament God. He’s wow. He’s a gangster.

Andy : Jill said that Nancy would live because there is no God.

Dave : And if there is a God she dies ?

Andy : Oh, absolutely. Whith all the shit that she’s pulled ? Yeah.

Dave : You and Jill could both be wrong.

Andy : Are we ? Then tell me. You are the rabbi.

Dave : I have no idea.

Andy : Great !

Dave : Andy, you want an easy answer ? Go Jesus, Go Allah, Go Go Go atheist. I’m a jew. My obligation is to wrestle. It’s to engage. It’s not just to simply blindly believe. I mean that’s how I see it.

Andy : Well, maybe I’ll decide when she wakes up.

Dave : Yeah. And maybe, you’ll never decide. I’m gonna say a prayer for your Nancy just in case, if that is okay with you.

Andy : Yeah. Knock yourself out.

Murderer : I thought i’ d feel better. But I don’t.

Girl and Murderer : Oh ! Oh !

Girl : Ugh ! God dam nit !

Murderer : Sorry, sorry !

Girl : Damn it ! Damn you fucking people. I’ve had it ! I’ve just had it ! He is sorry. Look at this mess. Yeah, well karma.

Hospital : Blue team to I.C.U ! Blue team to I.C.U !

END !